Jokes For Kids

       Obama Birth date

    Teacher:When was Obama born?
    Mac: On his birthday

       Animals Of Water

    Teacher :Tell the names of five animals who live in water?
    MAC: Frog
    Teacher :And other four?
    Mac: Frog's mother,frog's father,frog's brother and frog's sister!

       Desert Animals

    Teacher: Name one animal that is found in the desert.
    Mac: A camel.
    Teacher: Good. Name another animal.
    Mac: Another camel.

       Spell It

    Teacher: Mac ,how do you spell 'crocodile?
    Mac :K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E
    Teacher :No,that is wrong .
    Mac:Maybe it is wrong,but asked me how I spell it.

       Right Grammar

    Teacher:Mac ,give me a sentence starting with 'I'
    Mac: I is

       Wise Kid

    Teacher: George Washington not only chopped his father's cherry tree,but he admitted it.Now,Mac,do you know why his father did not punish him?
    Mac: Because George still had the axe in his hand !

       Bark of a Tree

    Teacher: 'Mac, what is the outside of a tree called.It supports the whole tree?'
    Mac: 'I don

       Think,Think

    If teachers are really smart then why are they in school?

       End of the Line

    Teacher to Mac ' Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line'?
    Mac: 'I went there, but there was someone already there'

       Right Answer

    Teacher: Mac, can you name one important thing we have today which we didn't have ten years ago?
    Mac: Me!

       Home Work

    Teacher : Where is your homework ,Mac?
    Mac : My dog ate it.
    Teacher: Mac,I have been a teacher for ten years, do you think I am going to believe this ?
    Mac:But Ma

       Team-work

    Teacher:I don

       Spell Cat

    Mother :How was your school, Mary?
    Mary:Nothing special except that teacher did not know the spellings of cat,so I told here

       Poor Teacher

    Sara:Our teacher talks of herself.Does yours?
    Mac:Yes,but she does not realize it, she thinks we're actually listening

       First Teachers

    What were the names of very first teachers ?
    Miss and Sir

       Days of the Week

    Teacher: Name 2 days of the week which start with 'T'.
    Mac:Ma'am, Today and Tomorrow.

       Teacher

    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are not interested but the person keeps doing the same day after day?
    Student: Hmmm,I think ,a teacher

       Bright Class

    Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
    Because his class was so bright !

       sir

    Teacher: What's you name ?
    Student: My name is Mac
    Teacher: You should say 'Sir'
    Student: OK, My name is Sir Mac!

       Paying Attention

    Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention towards studies.
    Student: 'Ma'am, I'm trying to pay as little as I can !

       Summer

    What would be maths teacher

       Copy-Smart

    Teacher: You copied from Mac's exam paper didn't you ?
    Student: How you came to know about it ?
    Teacher: Mac's paper says 'I don't know'and you have written 'Me, neither!

       Who is an Idiot

    The teacher asked a very simple question ,but nobody answered.She shouted angrily, 'Feel you all are dumb . If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!'
    None of the students stood up. Then one student said, 'Ma'am, you are the only one who is standing.'

       Too Common

    Opening the book in the class,restarting from previous day, the teacher asked, 'So guys, where were we?'
    Student: In this class only, Mam.

       Bad in English

    Teacher: Mac! I knew you're bad at spelling in English.That is why I told you to write one sentence 20 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
    Mac: Mam, I am bad at math too.

       Example

    Teacher: Give me an example of a creature which can live both on water as well as on the land.
    Student: Frog.
    Teacher: Give another example.
    Student: Another frog.

       Smart Student

    Teacher :What happened in 1809?
    Student: Sir,Abraham Lincoln was born in that year.
    Teacher :Ok, tell what happened in 1819?
    Student:Sir, Abraham Lincoln was ten years old in 1819

       Meaning of Maths

    A teacher asks the students, 'Can anybody tell the full form of Maths?
    One of the student answers, 'Mentally Affected Teacher Harrasing Student'

       Late for School

    Teacher: 'Why are you late to school, Gimmy?'
    Gimmy: 'Because of the sign outside the school.
    Teacher: 'What sign?
    Gimmy: 'The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'

       copy

    Teacher: 'Timy ,your composition of essay on 'My Cat ' is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy hers?
    Timy: 'No, teacher, it's the same cat'

       Formula for Water

    TEACHER: Jimmy, tell me the chemical formula for water?
    Jimmy :It is H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: Are you sure?
    Jimmy:Yes mam, Yesterday only you said it's H to O.

       Prayer before Meals

    Teacher: Now, Jimmy, tell me frankly ,do you really say prayers before your meals?
    Jimmy: No madam, I don't have to, my mother is a very good cook.

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