Jokes For Kids
States of Matter
Teacher: Amazon river flows in which state? Height of Literacy In a literate country , a beggar was crying. It Runs What always runs but never walks? Cheating in Biology Mac was kicked out of school for cheating! Wasted Energy Teacher: 'Mac,Can you give me an example of wasted energy?' Geography Teacher What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Electricity Mac:'I don't know much about electricity Earthquake & Fault What did a mountain say to other mountain after an earthquake? Clouds & Shorts What kind of shorts do Clouds like? Oceans Joke What does Pacific Ocean says to Atlantic Ocean every day? Seasons Joke What does summer say to the spring every year? Tornado joke What does a tornado say to a car? Planets Joke What did Mars tell Saturn? Rocket lost its job How the rocket lost its job? Green Leaf Why did a leaf go the doctor in emergency? Dangerous Star What kind of star is a dangerous star? Human Body What one eye says to other? Invisible Ink Mac walked into a stationery store ,whose owner was somewhat moron. Inspire or Expire Biology Teacher, 'When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.
Rainy Climate A first time visitor to Seattle (it rains for months here) arrives on a rainy day. When he gets up the next day , it's raining. It also keeps raining the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to have a stroll and sees a young kid and asks him out of despair,
Volcanoes Talk What did the dad volcano say to the mom volcano? Volcano Definition of Volcano Cooking & Chemistry Do you know the difference between chemistry and cooking? Cracking Joke Do you know why eggs do not like jokes? Newton 1st Law When a 3rd grader was asked to quote Newton's 1st law, he replied, 'Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their moms shout at them to get up.'
Mac: In liquid state
A woman asked him :What is the matter
The beggar replied :Matter is anything which has mass and occupies space
Water
You know why?
Oh!He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam
Mac: 'Yes, ma'am, it is like telling a hair-raising story to a bald-man.'
Getting lost!
Teacher:'It is shocking'!
Trust me,it was not my fault!
Thunderwears!
Nothing, they just wave at each other
Please help me,I'm going to fall
Do you want to go for a spin ,darling
Please give me a ring anytime!
Oh, it was fired.
Because it was feeling very green!
A Shooting Star
Something between us smells!
Mac asked, 'Have you got any invisible ink?'
'Certainly sir,' said the moron 'What color?'
Do you lava me more than I lava you?
A volcano is a mountain with big hiccups.
In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon
Because they will crack up
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