Jokes For Kids
Head in Pot
Why Tigger's head was in potty? Spider & Web Why did the spider cross the road> A Lazy Dog What does a lazy dog chase? Valentine What does a bat say to its Valentine? The Parrot A parrot went into a super
God is Watching You Late in the night, a thief broke into a house thinking that it was empty. He was looking for valuables but suddenly he froze when he heard a voice saying ' God is watching you'. After that it was silence for a moment & he again started looking into closets. 'God is watching you' the voice said again. The thief became little frightened. He looked all around. In the corner of the room, he found a bird cage and in that ,there was a parrot. A Bird If I was a bird ,I know who I would sh*t on!
Cute Parrot A parrot collides with a car and is injured,but remains unconscious for two days. After 2 days when he wakes up,he finds himself in a cage.He shouts :Oh I am in prison! Is the car-driver dead?'
Dog in Fire What do you call a dog when it jumps into fire?
Cows & Bells Why do cows wear the bells?
Clever Cat! A woman enters somebody's house, she sees the owner playing chess with his cat. She says to the man 'I can't believe my eyes, a cat playing chess, what a clever cat ' Missing Dog The front door of a home was accidentally left open and the dog disappeared.The owner, whistled & called unsuccessfully , got in the car and went looking out for it. He drove around for a while ,but with no luck. After sometime, he stopped beside a shop ,explained color & size of the dog and asked if they had seen him. Situation A bald man had two flies sitting on his head.What did one fly said to other ? Special Offer Special Offer of the Week at a pet-shop Take a Taxi What did one flea says to other after a night-out? Horns & Bells Why do cows have bells around their necks? Good Cat Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me that it is good for mice.But it does not even go near the mice! Poisonous Snake A baby snake goes to his mom and asks :'Mom are we poisonous?' Humming Bees Do you know why do bees hum? Elephant's Memory Why do elephants never forget & have a long memory? Smart Parrot A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
He wanted to go to his web-site
Parked cars
Let us hang around!
He asked the parrot: Are you saying God is watching me?
'Yes, replied the parrot. The thief had a sigh of relief, and asked : What's your name?'
'Sinister, said the bird. 'That's a very dumb name for a parrot, said the thief.'What idiot named you Sinister?'
The parrot replied, 'The same idiot who named the dog standing behind you, God'
A hot dog
Because their horns don't work!
The man replies' No,you are wrong. This cat is not clever at all, I am beating it 4 games to 2'
'You mean the one , which is following your car?'they asked.
Damn, no place to hide
Buy 1 Cat -Get 1 Flea Free
Shall we walk home or take a dog?
Because their horns don't work
Shopkeeper:Oh,but is not this good for mice?
Mom :'Yes darling, but why are you asking ?'
Baby snake :'Because I just bit my own tongue'
Because they don
It is because nobody ever tells them anything!
The parrot saw her & said to her, 'Hey lady, you are really ugly'. 'Well, the lady is angry!
She moved quickly to her office.
On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,'Hey lady, you are really ugly.'She was really ticked now.
The next day ,same story got repeated
The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,'Hey lady.'
She stopped and said,'Yes?
The bird said, 'You know.'